IN THE NEWS

**SHATOUSHKA** · June 12th, 2003, 11:15 PM

Shatzy Hardcore (28, Arkansas) was convicted
on several accounts including seducing,
entraping, and maliciously consuming 50-100
innocent Cheetos today.

"It was the most heinous attack on Cheetopia
I've ever seen!!!" a distraught witness said, "They did nothing... NOTHING wrong!!!"

Governor for Cheetopia, Chester Cheetah,
along with several other government officials
concluded that this horrendous act must not
go unpunished.

"We feel," stated Gov. Cheetah, "that the
bizzare and insane events that occured today
will have the greatest impact on Miss Hardcore's ass...
which is just BARE MINIMUM the cost of such
an atrocity."

Gov. Cheetah made this only comment just
prior to leaving the scene... weeping.

Several on-lookers were touted as describing
the scene as:

"... truly terrible."

"... a grave mistake."

"... with all the technology at our hands,
how can we just stand by and let something
like this happen?!?!?!"

Miss Hardcore was described as "slightly
amiss in the upper deck"... and has been
arrested many times for this same offence.
"Evidently attempts at rehabilitation are
of no use," claims one government official,
"Shatzy just goes ballistic when encountering
Cheetos!"

Miss Hardcore was unavailable for comments...
though we understand that she was last seen
running amuck at the local gas station...

"We assume this is not the end. Based on
her past convictions, Shatzy will not stop,"
the official concluded.

Reports estimate that Shatzy could have
more innocent Cheetos in custody with future
plans to stock, horde, and gawd knows what.
No Cheetos community is safe. There is
suggestion that some communities are
purchasing large quantities of okra costumes...
with the idea of deterring further rampages and mass killings.

Stay tuned....

TastinGood · June 12th, 2003, 11:32 PM

That's one of the funniest posts Ive ever read!

**Blazey** · June 13th, 2003, 02:49 AM

dear god...what is that woman NOT capable of...think of all the poor innocent cheeto's..*moment of silence*..
there is no punishment good enough for this atrocity.. [img]mad.gif[/img] ..what is the world coming to..when a poor innocent cheeto cant live its life in peace.. [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

**Beautiful~Mistake** · June 13th, 2003, 02:51 AM

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*BOL

**demon chloe** · June 14th, 2003, 11:57 AM

<font size=50>O M G!!</font size>

how did I miss this thread?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEAH!!! HELL YEAH!!!!

SHATZ!! i loved it......<img src=http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/anym/infinity.gif>

**SProxmysocks** · June 14th, 2003, 03:27 PM

hi just visiting the board.

haha that was funny! poor little innocent cheetos [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

**Blazey** · June 15th, 2003, 03:04 AM

HIYA!..Sprox.. [img]smile.gif[/img] ..nice to see ya..please come again..we offer free cheetos..well...cyber cheeto's anyhow.. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

**SProxmysocks** · June 17th, 2003, 08:39 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#7063B5"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Blazey:
HIYA!..Sprox.. [img]smile.gif[/img] ..nice to see ya..please come again..we offer free cheetos..well...cyber cheeto's anyhow.. [img]biggrin.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

haha no one's ever thought of calling me "sprox" before. haha i like it. yumm cheetos